13 August 2008

These people are nuts--in a very scary sort of way.

I am often asked, what is the difference between liberals and conservatives.

Well, one major difference is that liberals still retain some sense of proportion and tenaciously cling to some semblance of sanity as the other side goes moon-howling, yammering in tongues, Halloween & Nightmare On Elm Street crazy! Freddy, Jason and Michael would cringe and cower at the sight of them approaching.

Hide! Don't open the door for God's sake. It's the people from Focus On The Family! Quick, to the panic room!

Oh yeah. If I've offended anyone, it's merely my boyish humor coming out!

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